Chad Kurtis(C) vs Macculloch

[Bean]

-Main Event-
-World Title Grudge Match-
Chad Kurtis(©) vs Macculloch

3 RP Limit per Wrestler.

RP Period Begins: Now.
RP Period Ends: March 14, 2010 11:59pm EST
Strat Deadline: March 14, 2010 11:59pm EST

[Rodderick]

(Mac is in a room with the REBEL cameras rolling. The look of determination doesn't fade from his face. He looks deep into the lens with a deep bitterness from within. Then a sinister smile slowly creeps across Mac's face. He looks down at his hand as the camera follows. He has a branding iron clasped tightly. In the other hand is the brand new Dirty Money t-shirt. He looks at both with indecision. A hearty laugh fills the room.)

MacCulloch: This is what every wrestler waits for. No, not a chance to be the champion. The chance to join the greatest faction of all time. What is even better I get to take the belt off of that egotistical bag of sheep douche, Chad Kurtis. THENNOWNEXT is over. I will tell you what's next. My rise to the top of the REBEL mountain. See Chad, I used to respect you. Then I watched what you did to the career's of great men like SBK and Taboo. They had to carry you. They carried you right to the top. Then what do you do? You abandon them and let them leave so you can hold both championship titles in the NAPW and REBEL. There is just one problem. You don't have what it takes to do that. Sure you represent that pink triangle fed of the north. I think you represent them pretty well. However, in REBEL, you disgrace it. REBEL is the better fed and you disgrace it just by holding that title. You don't have a hardcore bone in your entire body. I am the man who took out Massacre. I should have that belt around my waist. What have you done for this industry but make cute little nicknames for yourself. While I bleed for these humanoids, you hop around like a monkey bangin' symbols just to make them smile. No more. I did that when I came in to REBEL. What did that get me? A few matches against and with Bird of Prey, Jacob Jackoff. I have defeated Vincent Black, Cuzin Zeke, Mikey Massacre, and now "The Ho" Chad Kurtis.

(Mac's voice takes a grave tone. A look of desire takes hold of Mac's face. He knows that he can grab the title. He can smell it. It's his destiny. He clenches both the branding iron and shirt even tighter.)

MacCulloch: You are the "HO" because you have sold out. You are no longer hardcore REBEL. You are softcore dildo porn for my brother. See this.

(Mac waves the shirt in front of the camera.)

MacCulloch: This is a mark of a real champion. This is what I will be wearing along with that belt when I restore the HARDCORE to REBEL. This...

(Mac waves the branding iron like a sword. He even wacks the camera with it.)

MacCulloch: This is a branding iron. I will brand you like the property you are to me. I will own you. Just like I own REBEL. You can't dispute it. Now, you are scared that I am going to expose that. See I have a theory. You weren't injured. You just wanted an extra few weeks to train. So you fake injure yourself to delay the match. Yeah, I can see why. I wouldn't want to face me either. What do you do to defeat someone like me. I have no limits. I will not quit. I just don't die. Look, people have been trying to take me out my whole career and they can't do it. You will just be one of the many people who have been BURIED along the way via the CELTIC BURIAL.

(Mac sits back as a video montage of his matches plays. You can hear some commentary as the video plays. When the scene fades back in Mac is just sitting with a sadistic smile on his face. The distain for the show is oozing from Mac. The smile slowly fades as he distorts his face and becomes very agitated.)

MacCulloch: Kurtis... You (BLEEP)in' DISGUST ME! HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF CHAMPION?

(Mac is screaming into the camera. It is like a light went off. Mac truly believes in what he is saying. He is buying in that REBEL is the land of HARCORE and that Show disrespects REBEL for even participating in NAPW. Something is eating away at Mac. Something is just bothering him and he is finally letting it lose.)

MacCulloch: Kurtis you have been a thorn in my family's side ever since I have entered REBEL. You messed with my Cousin, you jacked off that oaf of a brother of mine, and now you have finally pissed me off. You couldn't even show up to our match when it was scheduled. I always watched and studied prior to my matches. But you know what, I didn't have to study anything for you. I plan on kicking your (BLEEP)in' teeth in. I am sending you back to Kentucky so you can go screw your sister and pump out a couple more Kurtis kin that are a disgrace to wrestling. Do us a favor and go screw the family cow so you can't produce anymore wrestlers. You used your tag-team partners to climb to the top. You learned all you could then let them drift away. Now you have KKP and CASINO in your list of names that you want to help you to the top. I will not let that happen. I hear what is going on. I hear you have some Clown buddy that is helping you up in NAPW to retain that title of yours. You can't face a real talent like Parker, who is a real AMERICAN HERO. No instead you cry foul and leave for a week or two just so you can make out with Bessie who is in heat.

(Mac swings the branding iron breaking the camera, but audio is still recording. Through the black you can hear.)

MacCulloch: (BLEEP) you KURTIS! I will kill you. I am going to rip you to shreds and feed you to the pigs you make squeal on a nightly basis. I have had enough of your championship poser status.

(The scene cuts.)

[The Show Chad Kurtis]

Scene fades in as we find Rebel-Pro world champion, ‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis, waiting in the lobby of his personal physician, Dr. Daniel Farr awaiting to be call back for his follow-up. In the meantime he is approach by a young fan…

Fan: Aren’t you ‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis?

Mother of fan: Billy, leave the gentleman alone. He ain’t here to be bothered by you.

Show: No it okay. I am used to it. Yes, Billy, I am ‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis. Are you a fan?

Billy: I am a huge fan. Both me and my dad.

Show: That's good to hear.

Billy: I see you still have your arm immobilized.

Show: Yeah, that say I am suppose to keep it immobilized for at a couple of months.

Billy: Se can we expect to see you back in action?

Show: Soon, really soon. I plan on returning next week against Macculloh.

Billy: You are returning at ’High Stakes’! (Billy getting louder) Mommy call dad tell him that ’The Show’ is going to return at ’High Stakes’ and get some payback against Macculloh.

Billy’s mom: Okay, Billy, calm down I am sure that this big news can wait until we make it home.

Billy: But mom you just don’t understand last time ’The Show’ and Mac where in the ring together was back when Mac attacked him from the back. Now it is time for some revenge.

Show: Easy there, Billy, don’t be mistaken by my motivation. I am not eager to return for revenge but for redemption.

Billy: Redemption? Why redemption?

Show: Because Billy I always thrive to be the best that is why it was such a relief when I was final able to defeat Massacre and claim the world title for the third time.

Billy: That right you are a three time, three time Rebel-Pro world champion!

Show: But how did I follow that up by being defeated by Marion in a non-title match. That just ain’t how I wanted it to go. Then things got worse and I received a torn transverse humeral ligament thanks to Steve Parker up in NAPW.

Billy: You left out about being jump by Macculloh.

Billy’s mom: You have seemed to have a rough go of it lately.

Show: Let’s just say that none of it will probably ever make it on my highlight film. And that is why it it redemption not revenge that I am after.

Nurse: Chad Kurtis! Chad Kurtis!

Show: Billy, looks like I have to go. It was good talking to you.

Billy: Remember, champ, me and my dad will be cheering for you and we both know you ain’t a bag of sheep douche like Mac said.

Billy’s mom: William Allen Forrester! You don’t say words like that.

‘The Show’ smiles as he walks away from the waiting area and follows the nurse into an exam room.

Nurse: Just have a seat on the exam table and make yourself comfortable and Dr. Farr will be here shortly.

Just as the nurse is about to walk out the doctor walks into the exam room.

Nurse: I say his name and magically he appears.

Dr. Farr: So, Chad, how are we doing today?

Show: I am doing great ready to get back to action.

Dr. Farr: I not so sure about all that. I know you have been doing some kind and new therapy but an injury of your magnitude usually takes 6-9 months to fully recover from.

Show: Yeah, yeah I heard all that but I recover fast plus the therapy I been following in I was told 2-3 months max.

Dr. Farr: If you are so confident in your recovery then why exactly are you here?

Show: I ain’t allowed to return to the ring without a doctor’s release and that is where you come in.

Dr. Farr: Chad, let me be perfectly honest with you I looked at your x-rays as will as the notes from your therapy and you honestly seem to have recovered from this injury fast then anyone that I have ever seen. It almost a miracle.

Show: That means you are going to clear me?

Dr. Farr: While I am going to clear you to return to the ring let me make myself clear in saying that I am still concerned about residual problems such as tendonitis, but with that being said most people only have 40% of their strength back after 7 months of treatment and you are around 80-85% so you are cleared to return to the ring but I want you to continue your treatments for the next 3 months and come back to see me after they are complete.

Show: Fair enough but bottom line is ‘The Show’ is back!

Dr. Farr: If that is the way you want to say it then yes. Just stop by the receptionist window for your release and to schedule your next appointment.

‘The Show’ steps off of the exam table and walks past the doctor towards the receptionist window but his spotted by Billy, who is in another exam room waiting.

Billy: Chad!

Show: Hi, Billy, how’s it going?

Billy: See, dad, I told you me and mommy ran into ‘The Show’!

Billy’s dad: So, you did son. My name is Aaron and this is my wife Aimee.

Show: We are talked early but it’s nice to meet all of you. Billy I see you got yourself a new cast there. How did you get that?

Aimee: Yeah and his cousins were wrestling on his bed and then we heard a crash…

Aaron: And you see the rest of the story.

Billy: Chad, will you be the first to sign my cast?

Show: I will tell you what not only will I sign your cast but I will get you and your dad tickets to ‘High Stakes’ but you got to promise me you will save the wrestling for the professionals.

Billy: Okay! Deal!

Show: (as he is sign Billy’s cast) Remember just like the disclaimer says we are professionals with years of training so please don’t try this at home.

Billy: I can’t believe I am going to see ‘The Show’ make his return to the ring. I almost feel sorry for Macculloh.

Aaron: I don’t fell sorry for him at all with all the things he been saying. He deserves to fall victim to the CK Finale and feel the wrath of ‘The Show’.

Billy: Oh dad, Chad not going for revenge he going for redemption!

Show: You listen good, Billy, but as much as I would like to stand here and talk to all of you I got a match to get ready for so I will see you two ring side at ‘High Stakes’.

Billy: Ring side for the redemption of ‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis!


Scene slowly fades to black as the camera follows ‘The Show’ to the receptionist desk and out of the doctor’s office.

[The Show Chad Kurtis]

Scene fades in as we find Rebel-Pro world champion, ‘The Show’ Chad Kurtis, along with his trainer arriving at the Duke University Sports Medicine complex to get in a rehab session before continuing on to his regular training routine.

Axl: So the doc actually cleared you to get back to in the ring?

Show: Yeah are you surprised?

Axl: A little bit actually. After all this injury usually takes about have a year to recover from.

Show: In that case I guess we need to call Ripley’s because I am recovered.

Axl: You have always been one resilient son-of-bitch, but now I am starting to think you are made of elastic instead of bones.

Show: (Chuckles) It just all this damn conditioning I do. Everyone including my opponents have always mocked me about my training and conditioning but it looks like I am going to get the last laugh.

Axl: I guess so you are the only man I have ever seen that can laugh off a serious knee injury and a serious arm injury and return like you are the bionic man or something.

Show: I wouldn’t exact say I laugh them off. I mean I have busted my ass to come back this quickly.

Axl: That is what concerns me. Aren’t you worried that you rushed back a little fast. I mean this is a serious freaking injury and look what happen when you rushed back from your knee injury.

Show: The lost to Jacob. I remember it very well and trust me I learn from my past mistakes.

Axl: That is good to hear. I not trying to plant any doubt in your head or anything like that just want to make sure you are truly recovered.

Show: I am ready to be back so trust me when I say the injury is not a issue, so let’s put that topic to bed and move on.

Axl: Fair enough.

Show: Glad we understand each other.

Axl: Let’s talk about the mind games that Macculloh been trying to play.

Show: Macculloh playing mind games with me?

Axl: Yeah I think he has called you everything but a white guy.

Show: Really?

Axl: Have you not been paying attention to what Mac been saying.

Show: I try, I truly do but every time he open his mouth all I hear is yadda-yadda-yadda.

Axl: He called you a disgrace!

Show: I have been called worst.
Axl: He said you just used SBK and Taboo and tossed them to the side.

Show: Too bad that ain’t the truth.

Axl: He called you a egotistical bag of sheep douche.

Show: That one made me laugh. I didn’t even know there was a such thing as sheep douche until I did some research and guess what? I find out that before becoming a professional and I use that term loosely wrestler that our buddy Macculloh was a professional sheep douche tech.

Axl: A professional sheep douche tech?

Show: Yeah he was the one that gave the sheep the douche. But that’s not all I also learned that he committed acts of bestiality with the before mention sheep for his website www.sheeploving.com and that is why he got fired from the job.

Axl: Seriously?

Show: You want me to get serious then let’s get serious. I don’t know if there is really a such thing as sheep douche or really give a damn. I don’t know what Macculloh has or hasn’t done with sheep but I have heard rumors. The truth is that I can play the game the same why our buddy Mac does. The truth is I heard him running his mouth about how I don’t have a hardcore bone in my body. I heard him compare me to a monkey banging symbols and yes I even heard him say I faked my injury.

Axl: And that doesn’t bother you?

Show: People are going to say whatever they want to say. The are going to say whatever they need to so they can sleep better at night. Bottom line is that I know the truth and the ‘Rebel-rouser’ know the truth. Other wise the way I see it if Mac is talking trash about me he is leaving someone else alone.

Axl: So you aren’t going to use these words from Macculloh as billboard material for motivation?

Show: And how long have you known me? You know I don’t need silly things like that to motivate me. I am self-motivated by the pressure I put on myself to be the best of the best. I am motivated by the fact that this match is a chance for redemption of sorts for me. I am motivated by the fact that I am defeat the world title! I am motivated by the fact that when Kid Rock hit’s the sound system in Durham the fans will be on their feet cheering for me. So, you see I don’t need silly things like so called billboard material to motivate me.

Axl: But doesn’t it feel good when you can make someone eat his words?

Show: All victories feel good and especially title defenses but I have to admit that when you get the 123 against someone who has ran his mouth all week calling you everything but a what man as you put it makes it feel that much more special and with that being said we know the 16th will be a special day for ‘The THENNOWNEXT’ as I walk into Durham as champion and leave Durham as champion.

Receptionist: Chad Kurtis we are ready for you.

Scene slowly fades to black as the camera follows ‘The Show’ Chad and Axl as them head back to the rehab rooms…

[Rodderick]

(Mac is sitting in his brewery with a handful of Scotch and looking at a little black book. He looks as if he is making a decision to call people but then puts it down as he notices the camera that just started to film.)

MacCulloch: The REBEL rejects sent more people to interview me. Well have a seat we have a lot to discuss. High Stakes. When I was at my prime, I was wrestling Calgary Jim in a match at where else? High Stakes. So as you can see destiny is shining on me a little bit. But, I have more going for me then Chad does. See I am looking to win this not just for the belt, but, for Dirty Money.

Why Mac? Why Dirty Money? Well it is obvious.

(Mac does a full body turn showing off all his attributes to the camera and then starts addressing the camera again.)

MacCulloch: Do you think Kurtis is the man who will bind them? The Kentucky Kiss Ass doesn't even drink?! He barely touches that stuff. He is the Granny Panties of wrestling. See I get what they are doing. The smart business decision is to go with the person who owns the gold. Which, after High Stakes that will be yours truly.

(Mac clears his throat and looks sternly into the camera. He appears to have something on his mind.)

MacCulloch: Let's get to the business at hand though. Chad, I've been watching you. You try to take the high road, but you found yourself back on my level with the whole Sheep Douche Tech. I will admit that you came up with something clever. But is that the best you can do with the mind games? Oh you only hear yadda yadda yadda coming out of my mouth. Yet you seemed to answer all of my questions. Well, more or less you skated around my accusations like a seasoned D.C. politician. When I pointed out that SBK and TABOO were the men who basically carried your pathetic excuse of a career the only response you could muster was a "Too bad that ain't the truth." Well if that is all it takes.

(Mac stiffens his body as he stands up straight and looks the camera dead on. A half hearted smile crosses his lips as he speaks with a forked tongue to the camera. He looks like a priest who has been dipping his hand one too many times into the church funds.)

MacCulloch: On behalf of REBEL and all of the Sheep Douche Techs in the world. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that sheep. That sheep and I knew each other strictly on a professional level and nothing more.

(Mac smirks as he crosses his arms and shakes his head in disgust.)

MacCulloch: Let's take a look at the other golden gems you gave your fans, shall we? Redemption. You are not looking for revenge, but instead redemption. Well that might be the most truthful thing you have said thus far. You need to redeem yourself for being such a pathetic excuse of a REBEL wrestler. You exclaim how great of a wrestler you are because you are a three time champion. Well let's see who you won against? Stylin' Kyle Roberts. Big frigin' deal. So two of the times you won, you beat the same person then you win for a third time because of yours truly. So did you ever defend the title? No you haven't. History shall repeat itself come High Stakes when I take that precious gold from your waist.

( Mac begins to rub his forearm intensely. He grimaces in pain with every single rub. He almost smiles but then starts making noises like a wounded animal.)

MacCulloch: Forgive me. I am just coming up with an excuse in case I should lose to you. You know the very one you are making up when you don't defend your title. I can have a doctor come in and tell me I am not cleared to wrestle because of my injury due to Roberts. Hell, I was gimped in the ring but I didn't back down. So you shoot a promo around your doctors and physical therapist. Well I hope you got to know them really well. After I am through with you at High Stakes every single promo you ever cut will be from your hospital room. Chad you have no hope of winning. Your egotistical arrogance is starting to show yet again. When you get the 123 against someone who has been running his mouth all week. Chad you are the NEVERWAS,NOTNOW,NOTEVER. You want to take that next step you must defeat me. I am the true face of REBEL and you know it. The fact that you are dancing around this issue makes me laugh.

(Mac turns around a takes a swig of Scotch.)

MacCulloch: Seein' St. Patrick's day is right around the corner, it looks as though you are going to be needin' a little luck o'da Irish. However, I think the Celtic Killer will see to it that you have none of that. As a matter of fact I am going to make sure that after the match I be gettin' that pot o' gold. I think this is almost poetic justice. I remember when we first met and you didn't want to drink with the Captain and I. Never trust a man who can't hold his liquor. The time of REBEL is now. The face of REBEL has slowly changed and now that torch is going to be passed to yours truly. I am going to take this place to the next level of extreme. I am going to restore the glory of the EXTREME ELITE. Those guys were the real REBEL ROUSERS. I mean seriously the RAGIN' REDNECK! Look at this place. How can you go from Bubba J, the most dangerous mutha (BLEEP)'er around to Chad "I KISS BABIES" Curits. My theme song is COCKY! I am hardcore now. I listen to Kid Rock. People like me!

(Mac quickly makes the jackoff motion to the camera.)

MacCulloch: Seriously, the quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers is more hardcore than you will ever be. I'll take that to the next level and say Dora the Explorer is more hardcore than you will ever be. Chad, do yourself a favor and not show up. You will save us a lot of time if you just stay home and not embarrass yourself or the company any further. I mean seriously, in what world do you think you could have defeated me?

(Mac starts too look a little pissed off now. He lets into the camera with one last rant.)

MacCulloch: Show... I know why you are being an ignorant arrogant prick. Your ego will not let you say that you can't win. Deep down though you know what I know. The Second Epic ring a bell? Sure that was over in the NAPW but that was the match my brother and I won without any real help from Taboo, Astros, or yourself. You saw the beating I could take. You also watched as I didn't give up. You are afraid. That is why you scoff when I say hardcore, but deep down you know the hell I am going to unleash. If you need some more reminders just go back and watch my first matches when I entered REBEL. But you know what? I am sick of talking. You just live in that land of make believe. I will come to the ring with my crutches so you will think this is a fair gimp vs gimp match and all will be right with the world. I hope you have a (BLEEP)in' good doctor to have you heal from the damage I cause you this time around. What happened in the NAPW is going to look like a mild case of herpes after I am done with you.

(Mac leaves the room as the screen fades to black.)

[The Show Chad Kurtis]

Scene fades in as we see no sign of our world champion we just hear the following sound byte

REX CALIBER: They ALL sound tough until they see the cage. The cage isn’t that bad, the barbwire at the top... now that will frighten the most hardcore guys in the fed.

The camera continues to search for ‘The Show’ as we hear another sound byte…

ROB MARTINEZ: OHHH MY GOD! UN (BLEEP) BELIEVABLE! 3 and half turns off the cage. And it wouldn’t be possible if the CK Finale wouldn’t have been hit.

The camera still can’t find the champ but we hear another sound byte…

ROB MARTINEZ: …oh my goodness, The Show is busted wide open from Murcielago's chair shot! Well, this IS Rebel Pro Wrestling!

The camera continues to scan the room as we hear another sound byte…

So Chad throws the chair to him. Murcielago catches it... and then eats a dropkick to the chair to the face. A Van Daminator by any other name.

The camera finally finds the shadow being cast off by the champion as we are treated to another sound byte…

ROB MARTINEZ: This match is not falls count anywhere, but there are no count-outs or disqualification in REBEL! These two men have to get up and continue the match, and for Carolinas gold, you have to wonder how much more they'll put their bodies through for it!

The camera focuses in closer to the champion as another sound byte is heard…

ROB MARTINEZ: We saw this last week in Alberta, Chad Kurtis is willing to do anything to win. And it is no DQ! What's this, another CK Finale attempt? Can he even hit it on the champion?
DESTROY!

The camera continues to close as we continue to hear sound bytes…

ROB MARTINEZ: Oh my Goodness! It wasn't pretty, it took a huge effort for Chad Kurtis... but he somehow hit the CK Finale on the 290 pound Murcielago! He makes the cover! ONE! TWO! THREE! We've got a new champion!

Until the camera finally zooms into a full frame of the champion as we find him pacing back and forth barbwire, assumingly from his match against Kyle Roberts, wrapped around his right arm and the world title across his left shoulder. The champ looks up and sees the camera crew and gets an almost evil smile on his face…

Show: Glad to see the infamous Rebel camera crew finally made it. I have been expecting you. Did you enjoy the sound bytes? If you didn’t that okay because they wasn’t really for you. That were to send a message to our buddy Macculloh. What was that what was the message I was trying to deliver to Macculloh?

‘The Show’ face turns from easy going to dead serious as he stared into the camera as if he was staring into the soul of the challenger…

Show: The message is a simple one. The message is just that this ain’t my first rodeo. I mean my resume speaks for it’s self. I have been in the ring against the most hardcore wrestlers that not only Rebel but the world has to offer from A to Z and I have come out victorious.
The champion just continues to stare into the camera like he is trying to rip the soul straight out of Macculloh…

Show: Mac, do you really think you are the first one to question how hardcore I am? Really? Do you think you think you are doing something original? Please! My question is when is this no longer going to be a question? I thought maybe when I won my first Rebel world title but no that only brought more questions or maybe when I when I climbed into a barb wired covered steel cage and walked away with the world title but no the question was still around.

‘The Rebel Icon’ sits on the floor ‘Indian-style’ and places the world title across his lap as he continues to talk…

Show: I thought just maybe when I beat Dio Muerte the questions would stop, but no the question still popped it’s ugly head up now and then. So I thought maybe after winning the Carolina title four times, the world title three times, and the world tag titles two times everyone would stop with questioning my hardcore abilities but no now I have some sheep molester telling me I ain’t hardcore.

The champ gets back to his feet as he stares even deeper into the camera wanting to make sure Macculloh is paying attention to what he is saying…

Show: I don’t know what you think makes you special. I don’t know why you think I should give a shit about rather you think I am hardcore enough to be the world champion or not.

‘The Show’ pats his world title belt and briefly smiles before once again getting dead serious and staring back at the camera…

Show: I mean am I suppose to care more because you run with ‘Dirty Money’? I hope not because I got friends of my own maybe you have heard of them ‘Yung Mula’. Anyway why exactly should I give a shit about what you say? Is it because you blindsided me like some little bitch? I truly hope not because that’s just another strike against you. So I really want to know why you think I give a rat’s ass about what you think about me?

The champ looks at his world title belt once and twice then stares back at the camera…

Show: You know what Tuesday night in Durham at ‘High Stakes’ is going to be judgment day for both of us. Judgment day for me as I go for redemption and judgment day for you to see if you can back up anything that you said this past week. The problem for you is that at ‘High Stakes’ your’s truly will be your judge, juror, and executioner.

‘The Show’ looks down at his belt once again rubs then looks back at the camera with the same evil grin that he began the promo with…

Show: I know what you are thinking. You thinking that’s just some old recycled catchphrase but the bad news for you is this time it just the plain old gospel truth. While I am on this soap box allow me to get honest the way I see I have been kind of sleep walking through several of my matches lately but guess what no more! You have awaken the sleeping giant! Is that what you wanted? Was that your plan? I don’t think so! Matter of a fact I know that wasn’t your plan and how exactly do I know that? Because the truth is you know, I know, and the ‘rebel-rousers’ know if I am at the top of my game you ain’t can’t beat me.

The champ looks down at his injured arm which is now covered with barbwire and his evil grin just grows bigger…

Show: I know you are thinking is he really that egotistical that he thinks he is that much better then me? C’mon I ain’t that egotistical and I will even give credit where credit is due and admit you are a hell of a wrestler and the hardcore environment that is Rebel-Pro makes you more dangerous. So, what makes me boldly state that you can’t beat me? Simply as I have proved in the past and will prove once again on the 16th that when I am on top of my game I will do whatever it takes to win! And there is more! Not only will I do whatever it takes to win but I refuse to lose! And believe me when I say just like Cousins and Wall up in the bluegrass not only is that a winning combination but a scary one! Mac, I hope you are ready to go through hell on the 16th because that is exactly what I am going to put you! You will never been the same after ‘High Stakes’! The images of what I am going to do to you will haunt your mind forever. Hell you may even retire from the ring. You may go back to having sexual relations with sheep. I don’t know, I don’t care! The bottom line is you questioned how hardcore I am and on the 16th you will find out first hand.

‘The Show’ looks back at his barb wired arm and regains his evil smile…

Show: And just so you know the arm is just fine so I wanted be using it for an excuse even if I were to need one, which trust me when I say this I wouldn’t be! Macculloh, that all I have to say so let me close with this we have both said all that needs to be said and more, we have beoth trained hard and are ready for the 16th, all that is left is to do is to do this thing, so I will see you in Durham on the 16th, and believe me when I say you will never be the same!

Scene fades to black…

[Rodderick]

(Mac is standing in front of a REBEL Pro banner. He wickedly smiles as he looks deep into the camera. He is oozing with confidence and much more. He takes a deep breath before he starts to draw his first words.)

MacCulloch: Vanity thy name is Chad "The EGO" Kurtis. What better way of proving me right by showing a video montage of yourself. After all that you think you are on my level. I mean that smile that you were trying to flash was no that of evil or wicked but that of a constipated nun. Chad, I believe you have bit off more than you can chew in this match. What is better yet, much like a neutered dog you don't get it. You don't realize what I have been talking about. Sure your hardcore skill is questionable, but it isn't just your hardcore I have questioned. It was the competition as well. Out of that list you have talked about, which one is still fighting in REBEL? The answer is NONE! Yes that is correct. None of them you have taken out yourself. As a matter of fact all of them left and never returned. Your claims to victory are all over second rate talent. Sure, I could have a resume like yours if I stayed in REBEL instead of following that oaf of a brother. So while this may not be your first rodeo, all your other rodeos have been nothing but matches against sideshow clowns.

(Mac doesn't flinch while looking at the camera. He looks like a solemn statue just standing in front of the camera. He is eagerly anticipating that match. It appears as if he knows something that Chad doesn't.)

MacCulloch: Let's see what other facts you have butchered, like your career. The fact that I am with Dirty Money? No, I am not running with Dirty Money. If you would pay attention to the match stipulations from last week you would know. The winner will be aligned with Dirty Money. It is apparent though you have decided to be stupid yet again. Siding with that team Yung Mula. What the (BLEEP) is a Yung Mula? Oh wait is that when you have an Asian whore receive a mushroom print while you teabag the other one? The team of Jer$ey and Mack? Another set of two egomaniacs. One who thinks he is ghetto and the other who got a free ride of the Mac name. Well there is only one MAC in REBEL and you are looking at him. As for Jer$ey, he couldn't hack it anymore where the real talent is in the NAPW and he came to the REBEL organization to pick at what was left. The only problem is I took the trash out when I got rid of Massacre and I plan to take over this organization.

(Mac paces around but he doesn't take his eyes off the camera.)

MacCulloch: But back to "The EGO" himself. You talk about you have heard the same stuff time and time again. Well if the questions are still there, why haven't they disappeared? Why haven't you been able to silence your critics. There must be some truth if the same old questions linger. See Chad a true champion finds a way to silence the critics and takes the time to make sure there are no more questions left. You have finally realized that you don't have the answers to my questions. Each time you come back with a response I give you another question in return. I am eating away at you. I am the one who has solved the mystery to Chad Kurtis. Do you know what that mystery is? I do. Why does Chad never defend a title. It is because you let your opponent get inside of your head.

(Mac is staring into the camera piercing a look so harsh as if it could reach Chad himself.)

MacCulloch: Chad you don't fool me. The only person you have fooled is yourself. Keep stating that I can't beat you. Maybe you will actually believe it. But you (BLEEP)in' have never faced a man so determined to take that title from your hands. You are no match for my will power. Don't make me laugh. It is like combining the word winning and bluegrass mafia in the same sentence. Those inbred retards are allergic to winning. The fact that you even call it a winning combination makes me want to piss myself with laughter. So you just stare at your barbed wire arm while looking like that constipated nun. It isn't going to help you when I nail you in the ring with a Celtic Burial through a flaming table and into barbed wire and tacks.

(Mac's demeanor changes as he picks up a bottle of Scotch on the floor. He turns to the camera and THWAP. One shot to the head. Another and another. Mac is beating himself senseless with the bottle. It finally shatters and he holds the end of the bottle in his hand. Blood is pouring from his nose. Mac takes the broken end of the bottle and smashes it for good measure on his forehead. Pieces of glass glisten as blood starts to stream down his face. Mac then relaxes as he turns to the camera. He is once again calm as he stares through his newly dawned crimson mask.)

MacCulloch: This is High Stakes Chad. I have just upped the bet. What the barbed wire is supposed to scare me. I think you have me confused for someone else.

(Mac spits out the blood and glass that have found a way onto his lips.)

MacCulloch: I am not about talk and recycled catchphrases. I am about action. You say you are going to haunt my mind. Very unlikely. I have faced the OCB who have tortured me, I have had the sickest of the sick Roberts try to destroy my career. Just like the energizer bunny I keep going and going and going. Chad, you keep living in that dream world where you hold the title. You do that every single time. As soon as you get that gold you blow your load on it, shine it up, and then give it to the next guy. So I will leave you this parting thought. How do you kill something that can't be killed? That is the answer you are going to have to come up with for High Stakes. Unfortunately for you, you have run out of time. The next time you will hear the name MacCulloch it will but uttered as your new REBEL Pro World Champion. There will be nothing, and I mean nothing that you will be able to do about it.

(Mac gets ready to leave and then turns to the camera.)

MacCulloch: Oh, and Chad, since you love videos, here is one for you. Yeah, anything you can do, I can do better.

( Ca$h is soaking up the boos of the fans, smirking cockily at them as he waits for MacCulloch to stand. MacCulloch gets to his feet, clearly woozy from the powerbomb. Ca$h grabs him… Diamond Driver ’06! NO! NO! MacCulloch reverses into the Celtic Burial! And falls on top of Ca$h, perhaps unknowingly.

One! Two! THREE! Kickout but it’s a nanosecond too late! MacCulloch wins the Double Debut match!

JENNY JERSEY And the winner is… “THE CELTIC LEGEND” MACCULLOCH!

FADETO:

Jillian is up on the ropes and it distracts Mac, maybe her good looks or the seductive way she was wiggling her hips, never the less, Mac was distracted. Northern Lights Suplex and Mac is back on the ground. He pulls Mac up to his feet as Jillian primly gets off the ring apron. James boots Mac in the gut and climbs the turnbuckle. Mac grabs him from behind and a German Suplex into a bridged pin. The referee quickly hits the mat, in the correct position to make the count.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and advancing to the next round of the tournament... MACCULLOCH!

FADETO:

Bird of Prey manages a right that staggers Mac backwards, a springboard flying clothesline and the two are down. Using the last bit of his strength to propel his offense, he rolls Mac over and delivers a flipping leg drop across Mac's throat. He shoots back up to his feet and scoop slams Mac onto the thumbtack covered table; Mac winces from the pain. Bird of Prey spreads his arms and points to the top turnbuckle, signaling for his finishing move "Spread My Wings"; the crowd gets even louder. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, spreads his arms again and dives. Right through the table! Mac moves out of the way and the Bird of Prey goes through the thumbtack laden table, he rolls in pain and Mac crawls over. He somehow gets an arm over Bird of Prey and the ref is there.

ONE... TWO... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

JENNY JERSEY: Your winner and advancing to the #1 Contendership Tournament Finals for the Carolinas Title... "THE CELTIC LEGEND" MACCULLOCH!

FADETO:

CHRIS CASINO?

Chris Casino appears form the back and takes the attention away from Matthew Kurtis, who lands an amazing top rope suplex on Demo-Man! Casino targets Chad Kurtis, who is fighting MacCulloch and Billy Kryenik on and off. Spinning him around and setting up the move, Chris Casino makes a statement and finishes Chad Kurtis with THE BACKRUPT VERSION 2.0! The move effectively ends "The Show's" night.

Mac looks over his shoulder.)

MacCulloch: Oops! How'd that get in there.

(Mac laughs hysterically as we fade to black.)